Monday, March 4, 2013

Oh Dear....What's Next?

Warning: This entry contains what some may deem "disgusting" bodily functions.  

This evening as the girls and I were sitting around reading books in the bonus room we all heard a really loud fart, and at the same instant I noticed the dog make a jerking movement from where she was laying.  Now, I know when you have a house of little girls you expect that there  is no farting, little girls don't do that.  Wrong!!!  My youngest has proven that theory wrong time and time again.  But this evening I sat there wondering if the dog has decided to start joining in.  I had never heard her fart before, so this totally caught me off guard, I wasn't even sure if it came from her.  So I looked at Jenna, who looked equally confused and she asked me "Did Mackenzie just fart?" My response was, "I think she may have." Of course there is one more possible candidate sitting directly between me and the dog, and that culprit is Kaylee.  So I ask her if she did that, to which she laughed and said "No, that was Mackenzie." I know, there is way to much discussion in this house about farting, we should have just let if go, but obviously we had nothing better to do with  our time. At this point Jenna starts laughing, she can't believe that Mackenzie did that.  I join in with the laughing, and so does Kaylee.  That crazy dog, of course after a few second of laughing Kaylee mid laugh asks us "Do you know what's even funnier than a dog farting.......................when someone farts and blames it on the dog and everyone believes them.   (Sigh), that kid of mine. 

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